Dashboard Diaries — I've asked this question before and been surprised...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
baddywronglegs
baddywronglegs

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.


Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

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baddywronglegs

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.