a 26 year old man
absolute insanity that at the beginning of valhalla eivor was 25 basim was 28 and sigurd was 30 π
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miles “who’s morales” morales’s biggest weakness is the cover story
peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know
Jefferson, later: Do you think Aaron never told us because Peter’s…
Rio: …Tall
Jefferson: I didn’t think Aaron liked … Tall people.
Jefferson: “But listen: Aaron might have married a white boy just to annoy me, specifically. It’s a thing he would do!”
Rio: “I can’t hear you. I’m asleep. I have a shift in four hours.”
I really wish there was a way Uncle Aaron lived and came back to meet his “husband” at some point now.
Aaron: …Miles…I love you, and I am proud of you…but you are somehow the smartest and dumbest boy I have ever known.
Miles: Says the man who used his big brain to become a criminal when he could’ve been a black Tony Stark with that gear he made. And thought working for the Kingpin, who everyone knows will throw his minions away like tissues, was a good idea!
Peter: He makes a good point, babe, you did kind of mess up first–
Aaron: Call me babe again and see what happens. I’ll whoop you with a collapsed lung.
All I see is “fake marriage au, but it’s also enemies to lovers”
If I ever stop reblogging this post, assume that I have yeeted myself off this mortal coil
Miles: Peter I think we can stop pretending you’re gay, my parents already know I’m Spider-Man.
Peter: Who said anything about pretending?
Miles: What! You can’t do that! You’re supposed to be Spider-Man, not my gay uncle.
Peter: Well congrats kid! Now I’m Spider-Man AND your gay uncle
I’ve reblogged this before but im reblogging it again because i literally love this
This is everything I have ever loved
Gaslighting is active manipulation to make someone question their sanity, memory, or perception of reality. It’s not lying, remembering something differently, or disagreeing with someone.
you absolutely love to see it*
*Christopher Columbus's decapitated head lying on the ground
I genuinely thought this was another weird tumblr add
To be fair, I do love to see it
Wes: Admit it Fenton. You. Are. Phantom.
Danny: That’s ridiculous, I’m not-
Wes: Quit lying! Same face, same voice, same height; the only difference between the two is the hair and eye color!
Danny:
Wes: Seriously, can none of you see it!? He’s barely even trying!
Dash: Y’know, I have noticed Phantom’s got a pretty puny voice
Star: And it is pretty convenient that Fenton always disappears during a ghost attack
Kwan: Only for Phantom to show up 2 seconds later
Wes: That’s what I’ve been SAYING
Danny:
Wes:
Danny:
Danny, sweating: You know what, Weston. I’ve been having a hard enough time coping without you encouraging him
Wes: Encouraging who, exactly?
Danny: First I get electrocuted in my parents basement, then a ghost shows up, he fucking steals my favorite jumpsuit, my name and my face before going off to be a diddly darn vigilante
Wes: What-
Danny: I am currently being kinned by a motherfucking ghost and here YOU are encouraging him, telling everybody we’re the same person
Wes:
Danny, gripping Wes by the shoulders: Do you have any idea what it’s like to be kinned, Weston.
agree to pay your workers fairly and the strikes will end, itβs that easy you greedy shits!
More and more I am thinking that the reason the studios are refusing to budge is because any deal other than the workers unconditional surrender would require the studios to make streaming numbers public so workers know what fair pay is, and companies have been lying about streaming numbers so much that making the real numbers public could result in lawsuits and possible criminal charges from the investors they've defrauded.
There has been an outpouring of public support for unions the past few years I don't think the execs would refuse to even make a counter offer unless there was more going on.
This... Actually makes a ton of sense.
A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!
ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho
I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox
Why are we silent???
we’re silent because we didnt know. thats the whole problem. how can we talk about a problem we literally dont know about because of a media blackout.
here are some links.
- Shahd Khidir uses her platform to spread awareness
- Nahid Jabrallah tells DW about the sexual violence
- Authorities Are lying about the death toll
- Government is killing people during an internet shut down
- Central Committee of Sudan Doctors confirms that it’s still going (i linked their whole facebook for updates. these doctors are sided with the protestors)
a lot of information is from the 3-4 of june but this appears to still be a problem. stay aware.
Thanks for the links!
You said it yourself, media isn’t covering it so how are we just magically supposed to know OP?
its a developing issue and with the internet shutdown, its a great struggle to truly find out what is happening at the scene. spread the word and let news media know!
