Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon
⭐️ Oh moon child of celestial spheres,
With eyes that shimmer like distant stars,
And skin that glows like lunar bars 🌙
illusorybeaty on ig
Belphie still has some growing to do….
his little tongue's out because I bribed him with meat gogurt
slurping the gurt
no fucking way
the aliens are going to have questions about our world that absolutely no one will ever be able to answer
Oppa public art!
this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
look at my head boy
Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
Also born from me avoiding responsibilities is this creature design. Inspiration from horses, armadillo, and rhinos
