Birb

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kineticallyanywhere
okiedoketm

Kabru Dungeonmeshi would absolutely love reality TV. He would be so unbelievably desperate to get on any reality TV show, and then create so much unnecessary drama once he got there. Producers don’t even have to manipulate him into stirring shit, he just does it for fun, and his confessionals are absolutely unhinged play-by-plays about the meticulous social engineering he employed to make sure someone he disliked was voted off that week.

okiedoketm

People in the notes saying he’d lose in the final understand my vision.

firefox-official

Anonymous asked:

you're remarkably cordial/courteous/polite for someone who uses tumblr

firefox-official answered:

kill yourself

firefox-official

Sorry people dont usually say things like that to me. didnt know what to do.

lalvenderfalveredlrad

you really are quite nice in dms honestly

except that one screenshot I have from presumably years ago of you telling someone they seem difficult to kill and then implying they have, in fact, been killed before

my theory is that you killed them and then told them that they were difficult to kill

firefox-official

hey stupid i was the one who got told i was difficult to kill. i was the one who has possibly been killed before. Be serious. Be true with me