Wait you're telling me that those weren't edited as a joke???
Yeah, we broke broke containment.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The young man replied, Well your Honor, it was like this : When the lady got on the bus, I couldn’t help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, “The Double Mint Twins are coming” and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, “Logan’s Liniment will reduce the swelling”, and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, “William’s Big Stick Did the Trick”, and I could hardly contain myself.
But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, “Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident”, I just lost it.
“CASE DISMISSED !!“
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Two men are sitting at a table and boasting about their war experiences.
The first: “1914-18. Western Front. Iron Cross!”
The second: “1939-45. Eastern Front. Knight’s Cross!”
A wrinkled old man slowly stands up at the end of the room, limps slowly over to the two of them on his stick, and pulls himself upright in front of them: “1870-71. No medals, but: won the war, gentlemen!”
The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
Which will fade first? Memories of the Area 51 "raid", or memories of Internet Explorer?
I can’t even look at myself in the mirror.
I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.
For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.
But a reblog break indicates that time has passed.
occasional posts from users
reblog if you make occasional posts
Sometimes I still hear my voice
Not wanting there to be a collision, he radios the source of the light: “Change your course ten degrees south.”
The response is quick: “Change your course ten degrees north.”
His pride slightly damaged, the captain responds testily: “I am an admiral, first class! Change your course ten degrees south!”
The response: “I am a lieutenant, second class. Change your course ten degrees north.”
Now losing his patience, the captain angrily radios: “Change your course ten degrees south! I’m in a battleship!”
Comes the answer: “Change your course ten degrees north sir, I’m in a lighthouse.”
But I am pretty sure she was flirting with me.
