Worldwide eternal Frankenstein living death slavery

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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caffeinatedstarship

there is a lot of unintentional humor created by the fact that the characters in “Dracula” do not know that they are characters in “Dracula.”

caffeinatedstarship

“The people in the village are warning me about a local legend called a ‘vampire’. How quaint. When I meet Count Dracula I shall have to ask him if he knows more about this peculiar superstition.”

highly-radioactive-nerd

“I never drink…. Wine…”

Some guy in 1893 reading Dracula for the first time: Huh.. What a strange fellow…why doesn’t he drink wine?

Me, reading in a time where Dracula is the most instantly recognizable villain in pop culture: LOL HE SURE DONT

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lustfulcrystal

Facts!🤭

yokelfelonking

I’m increasingly convinced that the purpose of advertising is no longer to sell consumers products; it’s to sell executives advertising services.

this video is really fucking good. fuck big tech companies, fast fashion, modern auto, and those initial inhibitive greedy lightbulb fucks. planned obsolescence, creative waste, consumer engineering.

witch-hattery

The solution is for someone to do better. The problem in front of the solution is that for a lot of things, it’s impossible to meet the requirements to do things unless you’re rich; which usually means you’re benefiting from the problem and not inclined to help fix it.

sunder-the-gold

Either not inclined to fix it, or you were part of the conspiracy that rigged the system to make it impossible to meet the requirements without being richer than they are. Because you cannot allow for any real competition to your rotting empire.