I Was Heavenstruck
Summary - Wanda takes a liking for a young coffee shop worker. The only issue is, Wanda’s married. word count: 4.7k
Warnings - cheating, mommy wanda, age gap relationship, oral, begging, fighting, obsessed wanda, dom!sub undertones, angst
AN - milf wanda milf wanda milf wanda - I suppose I should post this rather than hiding all my writings in my drafts. Literally have like 3 currently held hostage begging to be let out
18+ minors/men dni
LESBIAN WANDA MAXIMOFF．
WandaVision (2021) 1.08: Previously On X-Men '97 (2024 - ) 1.05: Remember It
WANDAVISION S01E07 – Breaking The Fourth Wall
Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff/Scarlet Witch in WandaVision
Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff in WandaVision S01E09
Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff WandaVision: S1: Ep 2. Don't Touch That Dial
Y/N: “So, if you were sentient during the hex, thus not under Wanda’s control and perfect reality, did you ever feel scared of being found out because she was so…perfect?”
Agatha: “Are you asking if my cover was ever at risk of being blown when measured up against Wanda’s obsessive, visionary mimicry of sitcoms?”
Y/N, glancing nervously at Wanda: “…maybe…”
Agatha: “The answer is no. She was too wrapped up in the toaster to notice. Also some willful ignorance on her part helped.”
Wanda: “AGATHA!”
Agatha: “Oh come on! I literally sent in a fake of your brother and you accepted it!”
Wanda: “To call me willfully ignorant is hypocritical.”
Agatha: “Pray, tell me how?”
Wanda: “You have to be very willfully ignorant if you think you say all that about me and not get SOCKED” *swings a punch at her gut*
*Vision and Y/N heading out for a mission*
Wanda: Vision
Vision: Yes, Ma'am?
Wanda: Be back in time for dinner.
Vision: Uh, yes, Ma'am
*They leave*
Wanda: I'm so sorry you had to see that
Natasha: See what?
Wanda: The way we just snapped at each other.
Natasha: Are you kidding?
Wanda: *sigh* Obviously Vision and I are going through one hell of a rough patch
Natasha: If I talked to Y/N that nicely, she would think I'm cheating on her
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) dir. Joss Whedon Avengers: Infinity War (2018) dir. The Russo Brothers Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers WandaVision (2021) dir. Matt Shakman Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2021) dir. Sam Raimi
so true bestie WANDAVISION (2021) S01E07 | Breaking the Fourth Wall
Y/N: “Hey Agatha? Would you mind unlocking the door, my hands are full and my keys are at the bottom of my bag.”
Agatha: “Do I have to?”
Y/N: “It would be appreciated, if it’s not to much of an inconvenience?”
Agatha, muttering curses to herself: *digs through her pockets and pulls out a mass of three keys with 17 keychains attached*
Y/N: *stares in horror*
Agatha: “I can feel your judgement searing the back of my brain.” *continues struggling to find the right key in the mountain of charms*
Y/N: “WHY?”
Agatha: “It’s Wanda’s idea of cruel and unusual punishment for losing my keys.”
Wanda opening a window inside: “It happened SEVEN TIMES AGATHA - and guess what? You haven’t lost them since!”
Agatha: “You’ve been home THE WHOLE TIME?! Why didn’t you come and get the door for us?!”
Wanda, smirking: “I like watching you struggle”
X-MEN ‘97: “Remember It” • 1.05 WANDAVISION: “Previously On” • 1.08
