It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was
he found a poster for a phineas and ferb theme party and just. decided to go. oh my god 😭
Candace and doofenshmirtz would be tumblr mutuals i think
autistic power couple
I know her tumblr would be fire
Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.
Phineas and Ferb trending bc of the Ides of March will never not be funny to me
Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.
He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.