The tire fire at AIA national HQ, and the scrambling use of the national conference for wagon circling and doubling down in response, is just... bad.
But at least there's some exquisitely painful copy coming out if it!
Here is part of the AIA's statement on why there is absolutely, positively, nothing at all to see here, move along with only shallow breathing through your mouth, please:
"... the Board directed external counsel to review the planning and execution of the AIA Staff Learning Retreat that took place in March 2024. The review focused on the specific issues raised to the Board. That portion of the review has now concluded. The Board has reviewed the facts, found and confirmed that there was no wrongdoing, and there is no action to be taken by the Board..."
Let's unpack.
The first sentence you can take at face value. Well, except that the "learning" was taking place at an all-inclusive in the DR.
The second flags that this review purposefully left stones unturned.
The next two sentences say two different things: one, said limited-scope review is over (that was quick!); two, the board is sitting on its hands. There is a period in between.
To a former wordsmith, this is exactly the construction I'd employ to use the magic of proximity to suggest two things were connected, without explicitly saying so.
The icing on this tortured-prose cake is "found and confirmed." There's no way this phrase has ever been used outside of an 18th-century royal proclimation.
How do you "find" something (as in, making a determination), and then "confirm" your own finding?
If you only "confirmed" something, that could suggest it was the outside counsel that made the initial finding. But if they had, I'm sure the board would have trumpeted that.
If the board just "found" something, that could suggest it was different from what the actual report concluded (if it did make any conclusions).
Ramming the two words together muddies the waters enough to create plausible deniability. If you rearrange the letters a bit, you get "a confounded firm," which seems a much better fit for this situation (sorry, readers, couldn't resist).
What would clear all this up: releasing the entire completed report to members.
When that might happen: when an intrepid PhD student working on her thesis, "Why Architects No Longer Matter: Mismanagement and Turmoil in the 2020s AIA," uncovers it in 2064.
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