You are a lich who retired from villainy long ago and took up teaching at a magical school. Today someone made the mistake of threatening your students.

Due to the royal family having a stranglehold on all magical productions, a resistance fighter is forced to go back to old ways. They make their way to a crossroads in the middle of the night to make a deal

The child in a strict religious household has to hide their worship of a pagan god, all while the various “gifts” from their patron become harder to explain.

Anyone who tried to wield the legendary sword would instantly turn to dust. Your country uses this as a method of execution. Little did you know, you were the chosen one it was waiting for.

“How muach of a human’ body can you replace with cybernetics before they are legally declared a robot?”

You scream, seeing a monster in place of your roommate. “Yeah,” it says, staring back, “not my best morning.”

An elf leaves the enchanted forest to play with his favorite hairless apes. It’s only been 15,000 years, they surely haven’t changed much. Right?

“Sir, I’m very sorry for accidentally putting a price on your son’s head” said the nervous store clerk to the mob boss.

“My name is Grockranock Destroyer of Worlds, and I’m here to teach you about harassment in the workplace.“

You made a deal to be immortal. After countless eons and the end of a universe, you finally taste breathable air again. You lived through another big bang and landed on a new world. Ready to start anew.