I am not Eleanor's dad. I'd like to make that perfectly clear
before we begin. Just to make sure there is no possible
misunderstanding, I repeat, I am NOT Eleanor's dad. I am a
father but my daughter is only two years old and it's a bit early
to be having the "inappropriate boyfriend" chat. Still with me?
Just in case you are still in any way confused -- I am not
Eleanor's dad.
What I am is a 40-something media executive. I help brands
understand their target audiences, work out how to target them and
help them get great rates on the right media platforms. I work for
MediaCom, part of WPP -- trust me, this is not a plug, it will
become relevant later on -- and I'm also chairman of
the Institute of Practitioners in Advertising in
Scotland.
If you want to know why I am so keen to deny all involvement in
Eleanor's paternity, then you'll need to delve into the tweenage
poposphere. Eleanor Calder -- who shares my surname but
none of my genes -- is, apparently, the girlfriend of One
Direction's Louis Tomlinson. Who knew? Not me. Continue reading