Monzo Bank

MORE UNJUSTIFIED REASONS TO BE ANGRY IN THE OFFICE: The printer won’t print (I don’t know how to use it) I have to make someone a hot drink (I asked if they wanted one) My office bestie is laughing at someone else's joke (they have free will) I have to attend a meeting (I organised the meeting)

when I volunteer to do something 😃 when it's actually time to do it 😩

my screen time is 5 hours and most of it is me refreshing the weather app

shoutout to everyone who practices a presentation 25 times before they give it (even the jokes)

COMPLETELY UNJUSTIFIED REASONS TO BE ANGRY IN THE OFFICE: - Someone’s sitting at my desk (we have hot desks) - Someone’s drinking out of my mug (the mugs are communal) - My laptop is slow (I’ve got 68 tabs open)

Weather status: so confusing that no two people in the office are dressed for the same season

WE’VE PUBLISHED OUR FY2024 ANNUAL REPORT 🎉 🚀 We recorded our first full year of profitability, achieving a pre-tax profit of £15.4m. A mega milestone on our mission to make money work for everyone!  📈 Revenue increased 2.5x to £880m thanks to growth across all areas of the business.  👥 Our total number of customers increased 31% to 9.7m and we’re the UK’s 7th largest bank. 💰 Customer deposits grew 88% to £11.2bn, and card spend increased 42% to £47.8bn. 🏆 Customers voted us #1 bank for Overall Service Quality according to an independent survey that the Competition and Markets Authority asks Ipsos Mori to carry out each year in Great Britain. 💪 We closed the sector’s largest European capital raise of the past year, raising close to £500m in new investment in a round led by Alphabet’s independent growth fund CapitalG. It’s been a brilliant year and we’re so thankful for your support along the way – we can’t wait for what’s next! https://lnkd.in/exubAMr6

sometimes you've got to take the wins where you can

POV: the year is 1656 and your sister has stolen your dress

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