Lilith carrying drunk Lucifer home from Ozzie's: Come on Angel, let's get you out of those clothes and into bed.
Lucifer scrambling out of her arms and flying away: FUCK OFF I'M MARRIED!
Lilith smiling and watching him lock himself in their room and hearing him barricade the door: . . . I'm going to rail him so hard tomorrow.
The Hazbin Hotel fandom trying to hold together despite shipp differences:
Respect the shipp of others, but do not tolerate the intolerable:)
“One less demon, one less lost cause” - Alastor, obviously.
Lucifer, to Asmodeus and Beelzebub: we’ve decided that if anything should happen to me or Lilith, we would want you two to be Charlie’s guardians.
Bee: *gasps* this is great!! Charlie, when something horrible happens to your parents you’re going to be all ours!
Lucifer: it really is more of an ‘if’ situation—
Ozzie, hugging Charlie and Bee: all ours!!
Lucifer: hey what were you dreaming about last night? You kept kicking me.
Lilith: I dreamt you were snoring.
Lilith: I’m going to take a shower. Would you like to join me?
Lucifer: you know love, there’s an angelic gun in the footlocker in the storage room. If I ever say “no” to that question, I want you to use it on me.
Valentino: sorry we’re late.
Velvette: we didn’t wanna come.
Vox: but we felt it would be rude to deprive you all of our presence.
The Vees: *all strike a pose*
Carmilla: I didn’t ask any of you to come here.
Husk: [coughing up a hair ball] Excuse me.
Vaggie: Gross!
Charlie: Wait why is it pink and white that's not your fur color.
Angel Dust: Morning everyone what's for breakfast?
[Everyone stares at Angel]
Angel Dust: what
Charlie: OMG! You Are Dating!
Hask & Angel Dust: No
Vaggie: Then how did your hair ended up in his hair ball.
Husk: It was a magic trick, and a good magician never reveals his secret.
Angel: smiles! Kiss, marry, kill: me, Charlie, and Husk.
Alastor: kiss Charlie, marry Charlie, kill Lucifer.
Lucifer, from the other room: I wasn’t even one of the options!
