Barred owl encounter

(Source)

me, my husband and my son are in a constant cycle of echolalia and nonsense

I once saw a panel from a Popeye comic on here about him having "bonkus of the conkus" (ie hitting his head) and now we all say that phrase constantly, as well as using "bonkers of the conkers" (a natural mutation) to mean something that's wild/crazy

and occasionally a cashier at the supermarket makes small talk about how hot the weather is and I reply, yeah, bonkers of the conkers!

the comic in question, if you even care

Sarah Perry, The Essence of Peopling

ultraviolence

㋡🥀

We were all so wrapped up in dad jokes that we forgot grandpa humor

grandpa humor is dad jokes aged like fine wine

fucking idiot gets PRANKED

8th dimensional superbeings doing this shit to me right now

you used to call me on my hands-free talking glove

I’m just wondering how they can possibly market this as hands-free

Frog on a mushroom

fucking lemmiwink staring at P'leph and thinking of how much of it will he burn.

I don't know much about lady Gaga but I saw this clip on my timeline once years ago and since then I've been ride or die. idc. she a real one. I need this energy from more cis folks

you can get into a lot of debate about whether her Jo Calderone alter ego thing was a drag king or gender experimentation or whatever, but the thing everyone can agree on was that he was killing it

by cyanesense