Women Only Want One Thing and It’s Closeup Porn

I was completely confused by this comment I kept seeing.

It came up whenever people were explaining why they don’t watch porn. Or really, why they don’t like the way porn is these days.

There were all the usual complaints.

The sex is too rough. There’s gagging and choking and you might even see a pussy slap or two.

Everyone’s fucking their stepmoms or their stepbrothers. And probably their stepcousins, stepaunts, and stepgodparents too.

There’s too much moaning and orgasmic shouting. Which isn’t true, because there’s no such thing as being too vocal during sex.

Then every once in a while, someone would add that there are too many closeup videos.

Half the porn clips they see are nothing but tight shots of tight holes getting rammed. Or slippery action with the camera so close it’s amazing the lens doesn’t get soaked. Nothing but abstract body parts rubbing together in one way or another.

Which is proof that this stuff is just made for men and their gross, pervy urges.

And that’s where they’d lose me.