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Porn Is at Risk — How Much of It Do You Really Have?
Don’t just stream your smut
One thing about me is I’ve got a bit of a prepper mentality.
No, I’m not building a bunker in my backyard — couldn’t even afford one if I wanted to. I’m not armed to the teeth, unless you count the pocket knife I bought for gardening. If I had to make a shelter and start a fire in the middle of woods, I’d probably just freeze.
But I’m highly aware that things could go real bad in all sorts of ways.
I’ll often map out different disaster scenarios in my mind to see how ready I’d be for them.
And I probably think about EMPs way more than the average person.
Because of that, I’m always taking small steps so I’m better prepared if anything ever happens.
I grow food when the ground isn’t covered with a thick layer of snow.
I stock up on dry goods so there’s at least enough to feed everyone in my home for a couple of weeks.
I keep my phone and my little emergency radio charged at all times.
And I make sure to keep building my small stash of porn.
Because porn is one of those things a lot of us love but take for granted. Whenever you’re in the mood for something…