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icannotgetoverbirds
icannotgetoverbirds

Old pinned post here

I'm currently homeless and Paypal won't let me access any of the money that's on there (which is thankfully only about $20). Please, if you can spare anything that could help me survive until I can make it to the UK to live with my fiancée, I would be eternally grateful. I'm currently applying to jobs to try and support myself but I'm multiply disabled and queer so that makes things difficult.

I'm going to lose my current shelter by the 30th of April, 2024. If you're reading this after that and I haven't posted in a while, I'm probably just busy trying to survive.

Even if you can't donate, reblogs are very welcome!

Venmo: @Byrdiebirder

Cashapp: $Byrdiebirder

If you wanna keep up with how I'm doing or hear my story so far, the #byrd's business tag on my blog should have just about everything.

I offer a free Tumblr Tip: If you hold the W key and hover over the reblog button, you can quick queue posts to any of your blogs as many times as you'd like by clicking on the icons that pop up! Got a post that you'd like to see hit 10k? Queue that bugger up and it'll keep circulating long after you've forgotten about it!

icannotgetoverbirds

Good news - I’m now on a waiting list for one transitional housing program and in a drawing for another one! Bad news - it could take up to two weeks (possibly longer) for the first one to have a bed ready for me to come in.

I’m making arrangements for a friend to hold onto some of my things while i stay in a motel, but I could really use some money to cover the cost of the motel and transportation (as I may need to go out to pick things up as opposed to getting them delivered to the motel).

I’m not sure how much exactly all of this will cost but I’ll try and run some numbers tomorrow. For now, I think a goal of $150 should cover at least a week’s worth of Lyft rides, assuming nothing crazy happens.

0/$150

Full disclosure, my fantastic fiancee is also helping cover costs, but she’s just finished up saving enough money for me to move in with her, and we really don’t want to eat into those savings until the time comes. Even with the money she’s making, between helping me with groceries and miscellaneous expenses not covered by food stamps, money is really, really tight.

Just covering any potential Lyft rides I may need to take would give us some room to breathe, and I certainly won’t turn down any extra cash for other expenses, too.

Again, if you can’t donate, reblogs are always welcome!

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fangs-4-fags

remembering the time i drunkenly told a stranger i was a trans man and he started going off about alpha sigma and beta males and how each one was equally important no matter what anyone says and that i shouldn't feel pressured to be a strong alpha male because emotionally intelligent beta males were just as important

fangs-4-fags

like he was supportive which was nice but. ????????

imrandomdabadeedabadie

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Get his ass

fangs-4-fags

sorry but i don’t think this is happening

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WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME

i am not here what about queue
compassionatereminders
thebdsm5

u literally cannot have some sort of kneejerk panicked guiltspiral reaction to learning u hurt someone u cannot start playing out ur imaginary canceled callout metoo moment anytime a loved one thinks uve done something wrong 9/10 people are only communicating that to u bc they want 1) their hurt validated 2) a promise to at least try not to hurt them the same way again 3) a hug not some fucking malicious attempt to destroy ur life

i am not here what about queue
compassionatereminders
thebdsm5

u literally cannot have some sort of kneejerk panicked guiltspiral reaction to learning u hurt someone u cannot start playing out ur imaginary canceled callout metoo moment anytime a loved one thinks uve done something wrong 9/10 people are only communicating that to u bc they want 1) their hurt validated 2) a promise to at least try not to hurt them the same way again 3) a hug not some fucking malicious attempt to destroy ur life

i am not here what about queue
icannotgetoverbirds
official-megumin

ok, so I didn't expect to have to make something like this, especially not for this.

But my incredible partner @a-sentient-cup is being kicked out of their home, and they are currently unemployed and have not been able to find a new job despite their best efforts for around a year.

This means that if we don't get help(because I also have no money due to on social benefits due to my really bad mental disabilties) they will become hopeless.

So we've set up a gofundme to help Cuppy move to Denmark where they can also get proper help for their own disabilties.

Please if you can, help us out. And if not, please share

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official-megumin

we also don't have much time to get the money in.

Cuppy has essentially been told that they need to be out by July 7th

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I know I am adding a lot really fast after each other. But Cuppy's sister, whom they have been living with. Just threatened them on their life, supposedly it was in a exaggerated manner. But regardless that is not ok and doesn't exactly make it safer to stay where they are.

We've had 10 usd donated so far, so we could really use some more

icannotgetoverbirds

For every $1000 reached, I will do an art piece! I haven't figured out how exactly it's going to work, probably a poll for what pride critters y'all want me to draw. If I'm feeling up for it, I might do it at every $500 as well.

Please, help my friend get to safety with Megumin!

icannotgetoverbirds

Commission rules:

Whoever has donated the highest amount gets to commission me for a pride critter. This happens on my terms but I'm working together with you to create something we'll both enjoy. This will happen for sure at every $1000 mark and potentially at every $500 mark. Here's my pride critters so far!

image id: a drawing of an olm in the loveless aromantic flag colors. end image idALT
image id: a drawing of a tardigrade in the trans pride colors. end image id.ALT
image id: a drawing of presumably a grizzly bear in the abrosexual pride flag colors. end image id.ALT
image id: a drawing of a pacific cleaner shrimp in the genderfluid pride flag colors. end image id.ALT
image id: a drawing of a stoat mid-jump-landing in the colors of the ace pride flag. additional note: the purple is actually taken from the bisexual flag. end image id.ALT
image id: a drawing of a moon jellyfish in the colors of the unlabeled pride flag. end image id.ALT
image id: a drawing of a rat in the colors of the aroace pride flag. end image id.ALT
image id: a drawing of Bug, a-sentient-cup's character, which is a porcupine pangolin hedgehog hybrid, in the colors of the nonbinary pride flag. end image id.ALT
image id: a drawing of a mourning gecko in the colors of the lesbian flag. end image id.ALT
i am not here what about queue
official-megumin
official-megumin

ok, so I didn't expect to have to make something like this, especially not for this.

But my incredible partner @a-sentient-cup is being kicked out of their home, and they are currently unemployed and have not been able to find a new job despite their best efforts for around a year.

This means that if we don't get help(because I also have no money due to on social benefits due to my really bad mental disabilties) they will become hopeless.

So we've set up a gofundme to help Cuppy move to Denmark where they can also get proper help for their own disabilties.

Please if you can, help us out. And if not, please share

i am not here what about queue
official-megumin
official-megumin

ok, so I didn't expect to have to make something like this, especially not for this.

But my incredible partner @a-sentient-cup is being kicked out of their home, and they are currently unemployed and have not been able to find a new job despite their best efforts for around a year.

This means that if we don't get help(because I also have no money due to on social benefits due to my really bad mental disabilties) they will become hopeless.

So we've set up a gofundme to help Cuppy move to Denmark where they can also get proper help for their own disabilties.

Please if you can, help us out. And if not, please share

i am not here what about queue
icannotgetoverbirds
official-megumin

ok, so I didn't expect to have to make something like this, especially not for this.

But my incredible partner @a-sentient-cup is being kicked out of their home, and they are currently unemployed and have not been able to find a new job despite their best efforts for around a year.

This means that if we don't get help(because I also have no money due to on social benefits due to my really bad mental disabilties) they will become hopeless.

So we've set up a gofundme to help Cuppy move to Denmark where they can also get proper help for their own disabilties.

Please if you can, help us out. And if not, please share

icannotgetoverbirds

For every $1000 reached, I will do an art piece! I haven't figured out how exactly it's going to work, probably a poll for what pride critters y'all want me to draw. If I'm feeling up for it, I might do it at every $500 as well!

Please, help my friend get to safety with Megumin!

i am not here what about queue
official-megumin
official-megumin

ok, so I didn't expect to have to make something like this, especially not for this.

But my incredible partner @a-sentient-cup is being kicked out of their home, and they are currently unemployed and have not been able to find a new job despite their best efforts for around a year.

This means that if we don't get help(because I also have no money due to on social benefits due to my really bad mental disabilties) they will become hopeless.

So we've set up a gofundme to help Cuppy move to Denmark where they can also get proper help for their own disabilties.

Please if you can, help us out. And if not, please share

i am not here what about queue