Sheogorath: Do you think the mortals would find it funny if I made Masser and Secunda disappear?
Akatosh: No. Also, why are you here?
Sheogorath: But it would be funny, right?
Akatosh: No, it wouldn't.
Sheogorath: Yes, it would. I'll prove it.
Akatosh: Sheogorath, please leave the moons alone.
Sheogorath: no <3
Martin, about Sheogorath and the Nerevarine: Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
Hero of Kvatch: I'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife.
Confession: I wanna marry Alduin however there are literally no mods to do so which might have something to do with him being the main antagonist and too big to fit in a church but I am still a bit salty about it
"If evil why hot?" Akatosh Greatly disapprove
Akatosh can't say shit, he banged Sithis and Sheogorath
In Khajiit mythos, Ahnurr (Anu) and Fadomai (Padomay/Sithis) are the mates who created the Daedra and Aedra.
Khajiits also believe Fadomai died after giving birth to Lorkhaj (Lorkhan) in the Void
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this is what I imagine what a child born of Akatosh and Sheogorath would look like. Sheo’s got cat-like features, who’s to say they didn’t give birth to a litter of dragons of varying abilities and appearances. And the Dragonborn was the only one born with a human body which made them the ‘Chosen One’, but of course, due to being born of the Prince of Chaos they inherited their ability to change form. And of course, it’s at random because, duh, baby.
Just imagine Sheo getting run ragged by a litter of rambunctious, destructive cat-coded baby dragons and a shapeshifting toddler.
And because the kids are born of both an Aedra and Daedra, they gon be hella big and hella strong.
i realized i haven’t posted anything so hi my name is roman i use she/her im an artist who draws elderscrolls games mostly original characters but also fanart.
this is a doodle of my hero of kvatch/new sheo his name is evindal and he likes bugs
can we get one more round of applause for the world’s worst hero of kvatch
I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”
Martin Septim, at some point during the Oblivion Crisis, probably
And all together now!
I opened my ask box for names again. In March, I'll look in there and choose someone else! Planning to draw Azure, Boethiah, Mephala, Naryu Virian, Martin Septim and Cosades or Curio
Sheogorath: Mid life crisis?
Sheogorath: Yeah, I'd have a crisis too if my life was mid.
Imagine picking up up a pint of ice cream for $5 and when you get to the register it's $6. This is going to be a nightmare for everyone who works there.
If you catch them raising prices on you in the store, complain. Get a manager. Make a scene. Show them time-stamped photos of prices: "I put a $5 item in my cart and that's how much I intend to pay for it." Do it every day. Give them 1 star reviews.
Consumer backlash is how we stop this. It's the only way. Especially with companies like Walmart that have established themselves as the only option in rural communities. It's not "being a Karen" if you're making legitimate complaints and being exploited.
“If it’s hot outside we raise the price of water" is price gouging and illegal. If you see stores do this, report it to your state's Attorney General, office of consumer protection. Or call your local DA and they'll point you in the right direction.
If you pick up a $5 item and it's more by the time you check out, report it to the state and also the Federal Trade Commission for deceptive acts and practices.
