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[id: screenshot of two tweets. the first tweet is a reply to @.NewBlood by Stevie Blunder, whose @ is cut off, and reads: Can I please work for you guys? This is not a joke.
the second tweet, by New Blood Interactive/@.NewBlood, is a quote-retweet of the previous tweet, and it reads: Sorry we are not currently hiring a... “Minecraft smut fan fiction writer” /end]
Ohio Fart 💪💪💥🔥🔥🔥
oh ohioofficial you remind me of the ex friend who was from ohio i used to send every post that mentioned ohio to but i recently lost them out of nowhere with no explanation and now every time i see an ohio meme i have no one to send it to
@joeyclaire I would love to take any wayward memes off your hands. Give me your tired, your poor, your Ohio farts or however it goes
thank you ohio official :D
Please stop scrolling for one second!
If you've been on Twitter or seen the Tumblr post, you've likely seen one of these tweets:
[id: first picture is a tweet by @beaackupburner that reads "if cancel culture is real then how come ive had to see projared's ugly little rat face modeling a shirt for his soulless girlfriends shirt company that says 'cancelled' on it after he solicited his fanbase of teens for sexual favors." second tweet reads "i think it would be a good thing if people could not make money off of the fact that they are serial sexual predators." a third tweet by holly conrad's clothing brand "trash coven" promoting their new shirt that says cancelled, and a fourth picture with projared wearing said shirt. /end id]
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Well guess what?
I made my own shirt!
It's the same design, recreated, and instead of "Cancelled" it says "Stop Supporting Sexual Violence."
You can buy it on TeePublic or RedBubble.
They come in shirts, stickers, bottles, you name it. And want to know the best part?
100% of the proceeds I receive go to Solace, my local crisis treatment center.
"Serving those who have experienced sexual violence and other traumas. Spanish speaking staff are onsite for clinical, education and advocacy services."
Please reblog! Because even if you don't want to buy something, someone else might and that means a larger donation for the people who need it.
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The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.
[image ID, 4 images of tweets by Henpecked Hal (twitter handle [at]Henpeckedhal):
¼: “I set out a suitcase to pack for my flight later today and spotted my 3 year old crawling inside it to hide. I casually zipped it up, yelled, “I’M OFF TO THE AIRPORT, EVERYBODY!”, and carried it to the car. I’ve circled the block twice and my luggage hasn’t stopped laughing.” Attached is an image of an upright, red suitcase, propped in the passenger seat of a car.
2/4: “To anyone suggesting I’m endangering my son: I AM NOT! I’m endangering my daughter.”
¾: “My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I’m just playing Chumbawumba’s 1997 hit ‘Tubthumping’ over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTones app.” Attached are cropped images of the TouchTones app and a text thread between him and his wife.
4/4: the text thread:
hal: Having fun?
wife: Yeah! About to get another round.
hal: You drinking a whiskey drink or a vodka drink?
wife: Margarita
hal: Awesome!
hal: The bath SUCKED! The kids kept thumping the tub (angry emoji)
wife: Sorry, honey!
hal: I got them down, but they got up again.
wife: Wait…wtf
wife: ARE YOU DOING THIS???“
end ID]
[ID: A Tweet and self-reply by Twitter user Akira.
The original Tweet says "At a certain magnitude of cunt severity, getting misgendered by your family stops hurting and starts being funny. I have D cups, Grandpa. The waitress thinks you have dementia."
The reply reads: "UPDATE: she was right". End ID]
So, one thing I'd like to note here is
One of the lesser known early symptoms of dementia is that people start being more disagreeable.
Part of this is probably the natural result of being increasingly confused and upset day to day constantly. Another possible thing is that the same mechanism that causes dementia is also attacking the part of the brain that does emotional regulation.
And the thing is this is super early stage. By the time they stop remembering when's the last time you met, it's already way too late. But if an older person in your life starts acting way more like a cunt for literally no reason, and it's not particularly in character for them, it really might be worth testing for dementia or Alzheimer's because you have a lot more options catching it earlier.
Controversial take but Five knows the most memes out of EVERYBODY
- Luther was on the MOON and it looked like his only communication device was his watch
- Diego was too busy being a vigilante and going through police academy to care what the kids were talking about on the internet
- Allison was famous and therefore saw the Basic Instagram memes, and was about a year behind of what’s funny
- Klaus was alternating between being high and being in rehab
- Ben was.. dead
- Vanya was busy Adulting and checked out of caring about memes when the bald head meme became popular
Five was an assassin and had to learn about his surroundings, including culture! Which means he knows jokes from the ancient times to 2019,, now I’m thinking about the Handler having to explain every meme to him
The Handler: [holding a flashcard] We’re no strangers to...
Five, slamming another empty cup of coffee onto the table: LOVE