Sexual slang

Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Warning: The following list of terms may be considered offensive to some readers.

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

Penis

• Arrow
• Beaver buster
• Bicycle
• Big Ben
• Bishop in a turtleneck
• Blue-veined microphone
• Blue-veined throbber
• Bone
• Boner
• Center pole
• Chinko
• Chinpo
• Chode
• Chubby (erect or half-erect)
• Clyde
• Cock
• Crank
• Cunt poker
• Cunt thumper
• Cyclops
• Dick
• Dong
• Egg roll
• Eiffel Tower
• Fireman
• Fuck stick
• Gherkin
• Goober
• Ham trucheon
• Hog or hawg
• Jimmy
• Jizz cannon
• Johnson
• John-thomas
• Joystick
• Knob
• Lad (Irish)
• Leaning tower of Pisa
• Love muscle
• Love snake
• Manhood
• Manmeat
• Manroot
• Meat
• Member (male)
• Mr. Happy
• Mushroom cap
• Ochinchin
• Old fellow
• One-eyed monster
• One-eyed snake
• Organ (male)
• Pecker
• Pedro
• Peter
• Percy
• Pickle
• Plank
• Pork hammer
• Pork sword
• Plum (of the head only)
• Presidential staff
• Prick
• Purple-headed mountain
• Purple-headed monster
• Purple-veined clarinet
• Purple fist
• Purple katana
• Putz
• Rod
• Salami
• Sausage
• Scepter
• Schlong
• Schmuck
• Schnitzel
• Schwanz
• Shaft
• Skin flute
• Smoked meat log
• Snopp
• Stanley (the power tool)
• Stick
• Stiffy
• Talliwhacker or tallywhacker
• Thigh stimulator
• Throb
• Timpo
• Todger
• Tool
• Trouser snake
• Trouser trout
• Twig
• Unit
• Vienna sausage
• Wang or wong
• Warrior of love
• Wiener
• Willie
• Wood
• Woody
• Yogurt slinger

Testicles

• Balls
• Berries
• Bollocks
• Cajones
• Crown jewels
• Cods
• Family jewels
• Gonads
• Kintama
• Klackers
• Knackers
• Nads
• Nuts
• Plums
• Tackle

Also, "plum smuggling" a colloquial term used to describe a male wearing overly tight undergarments, allowing the penis and/or testicles to be seen in outline.

Penis and testicles

(some words in this section may also be used more specifically to mean just the penis or just the testicles; usage varies)

• Big Ben
• Crown jewels
• Eiffel Tower
• Family jewels
• Frank 'n beans
• Lunchbox (UK Particularly used for male athletes)
• Meat and two veg
• One eyed trouser snake
• Package
• Twig and berries
• Wedding tackle

Breasts

• Babylons
• Baps
• Bazookas
• Bazoomies
• Berthas (big)
• Blouse bunnies
• Boobs
• Boobies
• Booblies
• Bonkers
• Bosom
• Boulders
• Brace (from "brace and bits" (A brace is a type of drill) - rhyming slang for "tits"; brace also meands two of something)
• Bristols ("from Bristol city" - rhyming slang for "titty")
• Bubbies
• Bubbles
• Bubs
• Bust
• Cans
• Cantaloupes
• Charlies
• Chest
• Chi chis
• Chubbies
• Diddies
• Dirty pillows
• Dugs
• The empties (after breastfeeding)
• Fun-bags
• Gazongas
• Girls
• Globes
• Guns
• Headlights
• Honkers
• Hooters
• Jubblies
• Jugs
• Knockers
• Love kegs
• Lungs
• Meat puppets
• Melons
• Milk wagons
• Norks
• Oppai
• Pair
• Peaches
• Plumpers
• Puppies
• Rack
• Rampolenes
• Sweater meat
• Ta-tas
• Teats
• Thirty-eights
• Thrupennies or thrupenny bits (rhyming slang for "tits")
• Tits
• Titties
• Twin mounds
• Tweeters
• Twin peaks
• Twins
• Udders
• Woofers

Vagina

• Ax wound
• Bearded clam
• Beaver
• Box
• Bread-box
• Bushy plate
• Camel toe pie
• Cave
• Clam
• Cock holster
• Coochie
• Cookie
• Coot
• Cooter
• Crab-hole
• Cream wringer
• Cunny
• Cunt
• Fanny (British English; in the US, a non-obscene word for posterior)
• Foo foo valve
• Front bottom
• Fun hump
• Furburger
• Furry cup
• Gap
• Gash
• Goody gash
• Hair pie
• Hurrah hump
• Jenny
• Minge
• Muff
• Muffin
• Nooky
• Piffers
• Pink taco
• Poon
• Poontang
• Punani
• Pussy
• Rat trap
• Rug
• Sausage wallet
• Slippery slot
• Slit
• Snapper
• Snatch
• Sweet spot
• Tuna
• Twat
• Tweety or tweety bird
• Vertical smile
• Whisker biscut
• Winky
• Wizard's sleeve
• Yoni

Labia

• Beef curtains
• Meat curtains
• Piss flaps

Perineum

• Baunch
• Chode
• Grundle
• Guiche
• Pussanus
• Taint or 'tain't

Posterior

• Ass or arse
• Back
• Backside
• Batty
• Behind
• Booty
• Bum
• Bung
• Buns
• Butt
• Fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina)
• Kaboose
• Landing pad
• Pooper
• Pooter
• Rear end
• Rump
• Tush

Anus

• Asshole or arsehole
• Ass pipe
• Back passage
• Balloon knot
• Brown eye
• Bunghole
• Buttery cornhole
• Butthole
• Chocolate channel
• Chocolate factory
• Chocolate starfish
• Corn hole
• Crack
• Exit
• Hershey's highway
• Nether region
• Oxo Tower
• Poop chute
• Ringpiece
• Rusty sheriff's badge
• Shit hole
• Shitter
• Turd squirter

Foreplay

• Feel up
• Get it on
• Get off (with)
• Make out
• Necking
• Petting
• Reaching second base (of three)
• Touch up

Kissing

• Lip-lock (in a)
• Making out
• Pashing
• Smooching
• Snog
• Snogging
• Sucking face
• Swapping spit
• Tonsil-tennis

Coitus

General

• Banging
• Beating it up
• Beaver busting
• Bumpin uglies
• Cunt thumping
• Dinky tickle
• Doing the horizontal mambo
• Doing the nasty
• Fucking
• Getting laid
• Going halvsies on an orgasm
• Grabbing some snatch
• Harpooning the mustached whale
• Having it off
• Hiding the salami
• Horizontal hula
• Horizontal polka
• Hot beef injection
• Humping
• Knowing
• Laying some pipe
• Making love
• Nailing
• Pickleville Express now leaving for Tuna Town, Tittiesville and all
• Plugging the main cable into her love socket
• Poking the bearded triangle
• Screwing
• Sex
• Shagging
• Spearing the bearded clam
• Taking an albino piss
• The Aztec two-step
• Towelling
• Vatican roulette

Vaginal

• A bit of the old in and out
• Carnal gymnastics
• Giving the monkey a banana
• Making the beast with two backs
• Riding the baloney pony
• Tuna Town (driving the beef bus to, parking the beef bus in or taking the old skin boat to)
• Vaginal bungee jumping
• Woman on top

Oral Sex

• Many sexual-slang verbs for oral sex
  • are simply "eat", "bite", "blow", "suck", "chew" or a verb suggesting them, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia,
  • involve little creativity, and
  • while immediately understandable, have little currency.

General

• Drive thru
• Eating it
• Eating him/her (out)
• Going down
• Giving head
• Going south

Analingus (Oral sex on the anus)

• Asian
• Ass/arse-licking
• Black kiss
• Chewing bud
• Crap tickling
• Rimming

Cunnilingus (Oral sex on female)

• Carpet munching
• Chawing box
• Clit licking
• Drinking from the furry cup
• Eat out
• Eating from the bushy plate
• Eating out of the bread-box
• Giving head
• Lick-out
• Muff diving
• Mustache ride
• Pearl diving
• Tipping the velvet
• Tongue in the cave
• Wet-velveting

Fellatio (Oral sex on male)

• Blowing
• Blowjob (giving a)
• Candy making
• Eat
• Fluff
• Rod swallowing
• Shine
• Slobbing the knob
• Slurping the bishop
• Smoking (or greasing) the pole
• Suck off
• Sucking cock
• Swallow
• Tonsil exam
• Waxing the lance

Mutual

• Genital sucking contest
• Sixty-nine
• Soixante-neuf (French for "69")

Anal Intercourse

• Butt fuck
• Butt sex
• Dancing with bubba
• Fudgepacking
• Going in the out door
• Greek
• Riding the Hershey highway
• Shit packing
• Spooning
• Strolling down Cadbury road
• Taking it up the ass
• Taking it up the poopchute
• Up the shitter
• Up the back passage

Semen (Ejaculation)

• Baby batter
• Baby gravy
• Cream
• Cum
• Donut glaze
• Gentlemen's relish
• Gizzum
• Goo
• Hot man mustard
• Jizz
• Load
• Love juice
• Love piss
• Man cream
• Man fat
• Man mayo
• Man milk
• Manchowder
• Number 3
• Randy guy fuel
• Seed
• Spew
• Splooge
• Spunk
• Squirt
• Tijuana toothpaste

Masturbation

Male

• Beating the bishop
• Beating off
• Beating the meat
• Best friend (shaking hands with)
• Choking the chicken
• Climbing Everest
• Cracking one off
• Doing the hand jive
• Fist fucking (one of two meanings of the term)
• Flogging the dolphin
• Frigging (off)
• Fucking off
• Going up the Eiffel Tower and back
• Jacking off
• Jerking off
• Jerkin' the gherkin
• Madame Palm and her 5 daughters (dating, meeting or spending time with)
• Pinching the one-eyed snake
• Playing tug-of-war with cyclops
• Pocket billiards
• Polishing the helmet
• Pulling off
• Pulling the pud (pudding)
• Shaking hands with the sheriff
• Shandy shuffle (doing or playing the)
• Smashing one out
• Spank the plank
• Spanking the monkey
• Stroking the pole
• Stroking the salami
• Tossing off
• Wang jangling
• Wanking (off)
• Whacking off
• Yanking off
• Yanking the crank

Female

• Buffing the muffin
• Cunt poking
• Diddling
• Double-clicking the mouse
• Finger bang
• Finger sex
• Fingering
• Fingerfucking
• Flicking the bean/bead
• Fluttering the fuzz
• Frigging (off)
• Jacking off jill
• Jilling off
• Petting the pussy
• Stroking the pussy
• Walking the kitty

Homosexual

Male

(many terms derogatory, unless used by homosexual men about themselves)

• Anal astronaut
• Ass bandit
• Ass pirate
• Batty boy (UK)
• Bender
• Bum hole explorer
• Butt banger
• Butty
• Chocolate starfish invader
• Fag
• Faggot
• Fudge packer
• Gay
• Goober gobbler
• Hom
• Homo
• Pillow muncher
• Poof/puff
• Poofter/puffter (UK)
• Pooter poker
• Queen
• Queer
• Rod swallower
• Sausage jockey
• Shirt-lifter
• Shitshoveler
• Tallywhacker toker
• Turd burglar
• Uphill gardener

Female (Lesbian)

(derogatory, unless used by homosexual women about themselves)

• Bush hog
• Clit licker
• Dyke
• Gash gobbler
• Jammy feminist
• Leg licker
• Lemon
• Lezzer
• Rugmunchers
• Tuppence licker
• Whussy poofer
• Woman on the other bus

Prostitute (Female)

• Bimbo
• Brass
• Brass nail
• Call girl
• Cocotte
• Courtesan
• Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus)
• Doxy
• Drab
• Escort (euphemism)
• Fallen woman
• Floozie
• Gold digger
• Harlot
• Ho
• Hobby horse
• Hooker
• Hustler
• Lady/woman of the night
• Lady of pleasure
• Loose woman
• Masseuse (euphemism)
• Member of the oldest profession
• Model
• Moll
• Pro
• Promiscuous woman
• Prossie
• Quean
• Roundheel
• Scarlet woman
• Scrubber
• Sex worker (except in technical usage of the term)
• Slag tart
• Slapper
• Slut
• Streetwalker
• Strumpet
• Tart
• Tom
• Tramp
• Trollop
• Trull
• Wanton
• Wench (also used for any lower-class woman e.g. "serving wench")
• White slave
• Woman of easy virtue
• Woman of ill repute
• Woman of negotiable virtue
• Woman of the streets
• Woman on the game
• Working girl

Prostitute (Male)

• Gigolo
• Joyboy
• Rentboy

Venereal Disease

• A dose (to catch)
• Clap
• Crabs
• Crotch rot
• Knacker cracker
• Knob rot
• Pox
• Sour cream

Pedophilia

• Bad man in the nursery
• Child catcher
• Dirty old man
• Early bird
• Forbidden fruit
• Gary Glitter's best friend
• Impatient father
• Kiddie fiddler
• Kiddie fondler
• Nonce
• Pedo
• Playground spotter
• Premature cherry picker
• Santa Claus's little helper
• Short eyes
• Spring chicken

External links

• Roger's Profanisaurus
• Urban Dictionary (for all slang)
• Thesaurus