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"I love whales and I love women". I go by Cat (she/her). The tagging system's good but otherwise these entire 500+ pages are on fire I apologise.
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galactic-magick

Star Trek makes me soooo crazy cuz you got Picard saying things like "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose."

And Data saying things like "I would gladly risk feeling bad at times, if it also meant that I could taste my dessert."

And Bashir saying things like “You can't go through life trying to avoid getting a broken heart. If you do, it'll break from loneliness anyway."

And Odo sayings things like "It has been my observation that one of the prices of giving people freedom of choice is that sometimes they make the wrong choice."

And I’m just supposed to be normal about it???

#right???#st
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chuplayswithfire

very glad that so far the only thing they seem to have brought over from the X-Movies is how much of an absolute queen Magneto is.

Like Magneto was always great in the original series, but there's a certain level of cunt that I am happy to say is owed to Ian McKellen.

#now THIS is a take#we're so back#xmen
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mortalityplays

if you spend your life bitching and complaining about the fact people are 'expected' to engage in the dreaded pointless banal '''small talk''' instead of learning to trade pleasantries with the people around you, you will never know the true and heady joy of doing a dumb bit with a complete stranger and as a result your soul will remain small

#yup
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gingintigtig

To give International peeps an idea of what the fuck is happening to the Conservatives in the UK right now, leading up to the July 4th election

In a grand total of only 14 days, the conservatives have done the following on the campaign trail.

  • Announced the election outside of number 10 in the pouring rain with no plans to use an umbrella or take it inside.
  • Went to a brewery in Wales and asked if they were looking forward to the summer football, only for staff to respond that Wales didn't make the qualification for the cup.
  • Person who questioned the PM on Television was actually a plant
  • Went for an interview at the Titanic Quarter in Belfast and the reporter said "are you captaining a sinking ship into this election?"
  • This picture.
  • Promised a return of National Service which OBLITERATED the young vote.
  • A top Tory minister instead of campaigning went to fucking Greece.
  • A Tory minister gave up her own seat and told everyone to vote for the Reform candidate instead.
  • Three Tories defected to a different party.
  • Did a PR thing involving the PM dribbling a football and someone commented on camera "he's as good at football as he is as being Prime Minister" (he was terrible).
  • Former Tory minister suggested on Twitter that once he loses the election he would bugger off to California to be a speaker at GOP conferences like other former Tory ministers have done, and he had to furiously deny the allegations.
  • He said he'll get rid of poor value for money University Courses and when asked which ones, couldn't name a single one.
  • Announced the election but were nearly 200 candidates short to compete and are scrambling to find some.
  • Hung the flag upside down in their campaign video, which means we're in distress.
  • Gave a speech with factory workers, and one woman was so aghast at his bullshit on camera that they sent someone out to stand in-front of her to block her reactions; it has already been satirised.
  • A high profile conservative MP called a pollster who was live on air, the pollster answered, telling him that he was going to lose his seat by a massive majority. The MP didn't say anything and just hung up. Again, this was LIVE ON AIR.
  • They went campaigning in Hanley, and in the river behind them, the Liberal Democrat party very slowly sailed by on a little boat. The camera man panned the camera away from the prime minister to focus on the Liberals in the boat slowly sailing down the river.
  • A new poll shows that for the first time in decades, if not over a century, the Conservatives could be in third place, with Labour (Social Democrat) and the Liberal Democrats becoming the top two parties.

I hope you've been keeping count here, because it's been fourteen days and that is 18 pieces of terrible publicity.

#schadenfreude is one of my vices#uk politics
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