eater-of-hopes-and-dreams:

meraarts:

charlataninred:

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

1. The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
2. The Monster of Sentan
3. The Witch’s Cat
4. Raise Both Children
   
5. Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
   
6. Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
   
7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
8. Pirates and Mermaid
9. Eindred and the Witch
10. The Demon King
11. The Cornerwitch
12. Grandmother Beetroot
13. Apocalypse Daycare Worker
14. Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
15. New Year Saga
    
16. A Story About Changelings
17. Ranger in the King’s Forest
18. The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
19. Goblin Men (Canines)
    

  

3liza:

it’s been said but there is something magical about the writing ability of the tumblr userbase. it’s monkeys with typewriters of course but with the wisdom-of-crowds weight-guessing phenomenon on top. the pure synaptic delight of a phrase like “this idiot hasn’t seen Goncharov” or “girl what kind of interview is this”. “his wife has filled his house with chintz” probably has a thesis written on it in a linguistics program somewhere by now. blöro, blorbo, horse plinko, bode. that’s pussy babe! put the pussy in a scarmophagus. suck a blood clot out them mfs like los feratu. lots of O and R sounds. oughh. we are in a low and gutteral era of memes, totally appropriate for the universal fatigue, the lowness of daily existence. every day on this website i read some effortless sentence that triggers the neuroverbal part of my brain with something like ASMR and in seven years i will spontaneously remember the phrase “nosferatu pussy indulgence” and start laughing so hard i hurt myself