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my thoughts, because i'm self-important.

@2paccabra

about me: i have the eye of the tiger, and the tail of the kardashian. anyways. i made this because...a little bit because everyone else was, actually. and because i like to write things down, but everyone i know has a tendency to see all of my things. we all have to censor ourselves in daily life, so i really say "fuck that shit" in a smaller, compartmentalized piece of my day. and that piece is the internet.
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i could be applying for a fuckin job but when anyone is within twelve feet of the computer i stop and start looking at my phone until they leave

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goddammit open tumblr in the apple store this guy in the blue shirt knows i love butt gifs now

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